Find Funny Spooky Halloween Pranks

Halloween time is not just for treats, food and drinks but also for Halloween pranks spiced with Halloween jokes and boisterous Halloween games. The specialty of the Halloween brand of fun is that it is all pure entertainment without causing mental or physical pain or destruction. It is cool excitement.

One can dress up as a spook or zombie and hide behind bushes or pillars to give visitors a knocking surprise by springing up from unlikely places. Just to watch the surprised expression is worth the trouble.

Halloween is the time when one goes around visiting friends and neighbors. While knocking around, go near a mirror and write a scary message with the fingers. Breathe into it and the message can be seen. It will dry after some time and when the host brushes the hair the next time and the message will be a shock.

The whole family gearing for the Halloween party will get a great kick out of decorating the front porch, staircase and living room with everything that smacks of superstition like ladders, pictures of blacks cats and crows, pieces of broken mirror and a smattering of the number 13 everywhere.

Halloween pranks can invade the dining table with fake spiders lurking behind soup bowls and insects in the roast pie. At the end of the party give presents neatly wrapped in coloured paper. These gifts contain nothing better then toothpicks, packets of sand and may be a golf ball or a pair of false teeth.

It is common for trick-o-treaters to come knocking. Be prepared for them with a barrage of eggs or water filled balloons. If they persist (which most probably they will by demanding goodies) then before distributing the candies insist that they do ten push ups each or crawl a few paces.

A catapult aiming paper balls or light ping-pong balls at the rowdy trick-o-treaters will be a good way to send them scrambling. A pumpkin can be placed on a chair in the front porch wearing a crown. Ask the rabble to bow before the king before being rewarded with cookies and goodies.

When the party starts to tire it is time to sit around a fire and exchange jokes that tickle and sizzle with fun. Jokes are all part of the Halloween pranks schedule. Ask a question and see if anyone can answer better than the one the host has up his or her sleeves.

Simple statements can be put in question form like – the vampire went to the dentist to better his bite, when there is marriage between a vampire and a snowwoman the result is frostbite, witches use brooms to fly because vacuum cleaners are too weighty, the vampire’s favourite sport is casket ball and his best holiday is Fangs-giving!

One ghost chatting with another will want to know whether they believe in people, mummies have difficulty making friends because of being wrapped up in themselves, the favourite streets of zombies are dead ends, the favourite mode of transport for the vampire is the blood vessel and his favourite dog is the bloodhound.

Vampires visiting restaurants never order stake sandwiches, they need to regularly used mouthwash because of bat breath and their favourite fast food is a guy having high blood pressure. The favourite instrument of the skeleton is the trombone.

Long-distance Halloween pranks are great gifts and fun for friends living impossible miles away. Tricks and games to tease and please can be send over the Internet with aplomb and ease.

Good luck with all your halloween fun.

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